David Vienna

About the Author

David Vienna is a witty and irreverent author whose sharp humor cuts through the chaos of modern life, offering practical advice with a side of sarcasm. Best known for his no-nonsense take on parenting, Vienna draws from personal experience and keen observation to deliver guidance that resonates with exhausted parents everywhere. In Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need (Books & Other Words), he demystifies child-rearing with bold language and relatable anecdotes, proving that sometimes the best way to handle tantrums is with a healthy dose of self-aware levity. A former contributor to humor publications, Vienna's writing empowers readers to embrace imperfection while navigating family dynamics with confidence and a chuckle.